Purikura

[How to make a pretty girl look like Gollum]
July 3, 2016, written by The Captain

It will make girls look like monsters and men look like girls.

Really? What is Purikura?

It’s the little things like ‘purikara’ that make you feel like you’re in a different world. It is a Japanese portmanteau of the two English words: “print club”.
Print = Purinto
Club = Kurabu
Print Club = Purikura

Got it?

Ok, enough etymology, let’s get jiggy with it.  

If you send your mind back to the 90s you’ll remember that photo booths were some-what popular. Young teen-age friends or couples would hop in, make stupid faces, get a bunch of random photos taken, and be on their merry way.

Well, the purikura is a souped up Japanese photo booth on steroids and hallucinogens. Purikura is also the style of photo the machine makes.
Example:

Joe: “Oh my! Her Facebook profile consists only of purikura! I have no idea what her face actually looks like!”
Bill: “bummer dude, the struggle is real!”

Ok, enough of that.

How it works

When one draws aside the curtains and hops into the purikura booth, one will have their photo taken, multiple times. A screen in front of you will recommend various idiotic poses. Such as:

  1. ‘The Kitty Cat’ (Make a fist, bend your wrist, and pretend you have cat paws)
  2. ‘The Puffer Fish’ (Inflate your cheeks with air and pucker your lips)
  3. ‘The Anime’ (Sailor moon pose, we know you already know how to do it)
  4. ‘The Donald Trump’ (squint eyes, pucker lips)
  5. Etc, etc, etc…

Next, you will edit each photo, one at a time. During the editing phase you have the chance to:

  1. Add stars, rainbows, sparkles, kittens, and other graphics
  2. Blur out faces of friends (should they want you too)
  3. Enlarge the eyes
  4. Add fun backgrounds
  5. And so much more…

The machine will automatically smooth out your skin and give you a highly airbrushed appearance, you will look slightly cartoonish.

Some machines automatically enlarge and ‘sparklify’ your eyes, giving you no say in the matter! Effectively making you look like an alien prostitute.

The end result is something to behold and to be horrified.

Where can I participate in this tomfoolery?

Lucky for you! Any Japanese shopping mall which has an entertainment section (pinball, arcades) will also have several different purikura machines.

How much does it cost?

It varies indeed! Be prepared to spend 1000 yen for a set of photos.

Who even does this?

  1. Curious foreigners
  2. Kids
  3. Women from 18-30
  4. Pokemon

Why is it so popular?

I have NO idea. But let’s speculate.

  1. Due to their innate feeling of inferiority, the Japanese take refuge in a tool which makes themselves appear more beautiful, according to the public’s agreed-upon definition of beauty.
  2. Purikura is extremely ‘cute’. And anything ‘cutesy’ is gonna sell like an umbrella in a hurricane.
  3. Memorabilia. Because you get instant prints, it helps to capture those fun moments and memories, and it is tangible. You can post them on your Instagram digitally, or you can take the prints and make a photo album.
  4. The once highly spiritual society has become more and more materialistic, therefore there is a large market for such a vanity service. Young high school girls only concerned about having good hair, makeup, fashions and luxury items use purikura to gain acceptance from their peers.

What is the future of purikura?

Anyone with a smartphone (android or apple) can tell you that there are loads of apps these days which essentially obviate the need for a purikura machine. (except for the printing)

My prediction here, is that you will see a gradual fade out of their existence. Much like “blockbuster” and “coinstar”. But they will remain in Japan for many years to come, there will just be less. And instead of arcade’s having 10 different purikura booths, there might be one or two.

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